Value list · observed in the 25 Sep 2026 build

Steal From The Rich! Value List

How to read any item label

Every item you unbox shows one floating label with all four facts at once (structure read directly in-game, 2026-09-25 build):

name + rarity + $X/s income + condition + 1-in-N odds

Observed value rows, sorted by income

Item	Rarity	Income	Condition	Odds
Mafia Chair	Legendary	$17.3K/s	Mint	1 in 1,500,000
(unnamed Epic item)	Epic	$262/s	—	—
(unnamed Common item)	Common	$45/s	Great	1 in 3,800
(unnamed Common item)	Common	$40/s	Immaculate	1 in 7,600

What the conditions mean (as observed)

Labels show Great, Immaculate and Mint alongside income and odds — they are condition tiers printed on the same label. Exact per-condition income effects are not documented yet.

What's worth keeping?

With 7 starting slots, income-per-second is the number to compare: keep your highest $X/s items placed, and sell the rest at the SELL stall. The named-crate income ratings (Space Crate 97,6754Sp/s, Archeologist $94,6794Sp/s) show the scale the end-game reaches.

Honest boundary: this is every row we could verify, not the full item table — hundreds of items exist and none are documented elsewhere. This list grows at every content check as more labels are observed.

Next: crate tiers · how to sell and upgrade

Do not treat this value list as the complete item table — unverified items are not published here and the full list stays unknown until more labels are observed in the game.